Nobody fucks with the Jesus

["Dios mío, man..." John Turturro inspirado es increíble]

Me he despertado porque el móvil sonaba, y gracias a un café he logrado arrastrarme de la cama al ordenador a eso de la 1; la sangría de anoche (estuve en una despedida de soltera) ha resultado ser más cabezona de lo esperado. A pesar de las brumas alcohólicas tenía en mente una canción de Bob Dylan que sale en la banda sonora de The Big Lebowsky (1998), y buscándola en Youtube he encontrado esta escena de la peli, una de mis favoritas (a pesar de que el vídeo está en alemán sigue siendo hilarante, ya estoy de buen humor).

Jesus: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Jesus: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!